All in good humor.
California has a lot going for it. ☀️🍷
The weather? Hard to beat.
The wine? Even harder.
The taxes? Well… nobody said paradise was free.
Our Wine Country tote is for Californians who can appreciate the vineyards, the sunshine, a really good bottle of wine — and a little humor about the price of admission.
“Come for the weather. Stay for the wine. Leave for the taxes.”
Printed on a roomy 24" × 13" natural canvas tote with a substantial 5" base, there’s plenty of room for farmers market finds, a weekend in Wine Country, groceries, picnic supplies, or a few bottles from your latest tasting. The models are generated by AI, so please keep in mind the actual sizes.
A little California pride. A little California sarcasm. And a whole lot of room for wine.
say it. wear it.
A roomy, easygoing Weekender that carries a slow-California vibe. Deep chocolate exterior and cream rope handles give it a lived-in, coastal-club look — roomy enough for a weekend’s clothes, a picnic blanket, and a bottle of wine. The spun-poly fabric resists wrinkles so it stays effortlessly tidy in the trunk or by the door. Inside, a soft cream sheeting lining keeps belongings cozy and adds a subtle contrast to the dark face. Knotted rope handles slip over the shoulder and feed through gold-colored grommets for a casual, nautical finish. Thoughtfully assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, this bag feels like a familiar companion for short escapes, vineyard afternoons, and slow, sunny mornings.
Product features
- Durable 100% spun polyester exterior — wrinkle-resistant and low maintenance
- Cream 27" cotton rope handles with gold-color metal grommets for easy shoulder carry
- Spacious one-size T-bottom: 24" x 13" (60.9 x 33 cm) for weekend packing
- Cream sheeting interior lining (50% cotton / 50% polyester) for a soft interior finish
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size tolerance ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
Care instructions
- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
